“The gentleman has not yet been recognized.”
“The gentlelady has been recognized.”
“Will the gentleman yield to the gentlelady.”
“Ummm”
“The gentlelady will yield to the yielding gentleman”
“The chair recognizes the gentleman from Colorado”
“Uhhh”
“I yield back the balance of my time”
“The gentleman yields back the balance of his time”
“I thank the gentleman for yielding”
“I your welcome the gentleman for recognizing my yielding”
“I have an amendment at the desk.”
“The gentleman will recognize his desk”
“I’ve never seen this desk before in my life”
“I yield the remainder of my time to the desk”
(Long silence)
“Reclaiming my time from the gentledesk”
“I move to strike the last word”
“I yield 5 seconds to the gentleman from California”
“I thank”
“5”
“the gentleman”
“4”
“for the”
“3”
“5 seconds”
“2”
“yielded to me.”
“1”
“I yield the gentleman who yielded me 5 seconds”
“I move to strike the last word…. ‘seconds’”
“Mr. Chairman, I move that the amendment be abandoned and the gentledesk be granted emergency powers”
“ALL HAIL GENTLEDESK!”
